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06-27-2005, 02:01 AM
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Conversation of Root and his Wife [Had to share it with you]
Root - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Root - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the dress. Root - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Root - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - forget it where's your salary. Root - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping. Root - sharing violation, access denied. Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you. Root - data type mismatch. Wife - you are useless. Root - by default. Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Root - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Root - the only user with write permission. Wife - what is my value in your life? Root - unknown virus detected. Wife - do you love me or your computer? Root - Too many parameters. Wife - i will go to my dad’s house. Root - program performed illegal operation, it will Close. Wife - I will leave you forever. Root - close all programs and log out for another User. Wife - it is worthless talking to you. Root - shut down the computer. Wife - I am going Root - Its now safe to turn off your computer. 
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06-27-2005, 06:01 PM
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got some more stuffs but.... if i post them i am sure root will send some thugs down my place
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#8
06-27-2005, 06:05 PM
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Root got too many contacts.. u must have guessed when u met him @ sing.
He looks 'nadaan' but he is a real gangsta
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hehehe...
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