Why Newton Committed Suicide.....?

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies
that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his
logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and
apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such
An extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes......


1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumour which, according to the doctors
can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights,
our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise,
the bullet Passes through his ears taking away the tumour along
with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a
knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle
gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts
the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each
side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has
A revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? Not
even in your Remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to
shoot. As soon as the Gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the
bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then,
he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...the
gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
Completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to
see another movie for one Last time, and thought that at least one
movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine
and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops,
not so fast!


The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know
That the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those supermen
techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately
kill the villain because it's the climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one
gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the
wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first
gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.



Newton commits suicide...

lols........poor newton

thats funny! Rajanikanth's really amazing.

lol....its an old joke but always gets laughs!!

really? never heard it b4.
Its outrageous!

u into fwds???....its a famous fwd..

yeah...never came across it though.

hahaha!! too good!! lol libra this is just sooo funny!!!

Thnx ppl...

And Arien.. yeh this is from a forward... Wanted to share with ppl out here...

nice of u 2. funnily enough, I got it in my mail 2day.