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Jokes on Shah Rukh
"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault!" said Shah Rukh recently.
First Joke:Shah Rukh, Gouri the couple leads a very happy life with their only son Aryan. However they decided to try one more time for one more son, always they wanted. Hum do humara do. After months of trying, Gouri became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. Joyful SRK rushed to the nursing home to see his newborn son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugly child he has ever seen. SRK went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. Helpless Gouri said SRK "Look at Aryan, I delivered!" Shah Rukh in reply gave her a stern look and asked, then what happened this time, have you been following around on me?" Gouri could no longer be serious; she smiled and said "Not this time!"
Second Joke:Little Aryan, the son of SRK was saying one day, "Dad, when I was on the bus with mummy this morning, mom told me to give up my seat to a man." "Well, you've done the right thing," said Shah Rukh. "But daddy, I was sitting on mummy's lap." What? SRK burst into sparks.
Third Joke:Gouri Khan, the beloved wife of superstar Shah Rukh Khan went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He said she was in great shape, but she is pregnant! She told the doctor there was no way, but he said that she most definitely was a month pregnant. Well, she stormed out of the doctor's chamber and went to the receptionist and took the phone and called SRK over her cell phone. SRK picked up the phone. Gouri started screaming. "Do you know what you did you lousy jerk? You got me pregnant! King Khan remained silent. Again Gouri shouted "Do you know what you did, you….." Finally SRK answered, "Who is
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02-01-2005, 02:33 PM
The 2nd one sure was a belter...and the cherry on the cake...
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